Wa Gwaan Wid Dem Indian Spicy
Yo YO. So Unibrow was goin for a walk when he saw this hot sign on a Halal Food Cart at 14th St. near 3rd Ave. I wish every cart had some fob shit like this, check it:
Ok, can someone tell me what the fuck “indian spicy” means? Whatever, hook it up mohammad… hot sauce white sauce, all that goodness…
Oh, bonus pic right here y’all. Another cart down the block, except this time NYPD is busy makin a statement:
Y’all suspect terrorism up in this bitch? Yea that’s right, that white sauce ain’t no condiment, shit is some liquid C4 on the real. And word up, they got a convenient Report-a-’Slim number posted up too, 1-888-NYC-SAFE!!!
Anyway, like I said before, only thang them cart ’Slims be blowin up is that ass. You gonna eat street meat? be prepared to deal with the motherfuckin consequences y’all!
Ha word, Unibrow will be back to hit y’all up with some hot shit soon – and I ain’t talkin bout no stomach pains post Street Meat either. Holla at us on the FaceBook page
PEACE
Posted by Unibrow
July 27th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Maybe “indian spicy” is a misspelled racial slur for a half Indian, half hispanic person?
July 27th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
indian spic? is that like someone from goa?
July 28th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
^^Or a descendant of a gujju coolie and a latina. Or many other lovely combinations.
July 28th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Why’s it gotta be a coolie?
July 30th, 2010 at 10:21 am
Why not? What do you have against coolies?!